By Dorothy Parker

  If I don't drive around the park,

  I'm pretty sure to make my mark.

  If I'm in bed each night by ten,

  I may get back my looks again.

  If I abstain from fun and such,

  I'll probably amount to much;

  But I shall stay the way I am,

  Because I do not give a damn.

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